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    • ISBN:9781786487667
    • Publication date:05 Oct 2017

Five at the Office Christmas Party

By Bruno Vincent

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A brand new, hilarious, Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups, especially for the festive season!

Everyone tensed and leaned forward, wondering who this new arrival could be. A stripper? Surely not. A music act? Please no.'

From the author of Number One Christmas bestseller, Five on Brexit Island, join the Five in their next hilarious adventure in this bestselling series for grown-ups!

The Five set out to give the best office Christmas party ever, in the most traditional of fashions. But on no budget at all. Will they succeed, and make everyone happy? Or will all the emergency services be called before the night is out?

Biographical Notes

Bruno Vincent is the author of several humour titles including (with Jon Butler) the bestselling Do Ants Have Arseholes?, a Christmas No.1 back in the more innocent days of Myspace and News of the World. He has also written two volumes of gothic horror stories for children which were adapted for the stage.

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  • ISBN: 9781786487674
  • Publication date: 05 Oct 2017
  • Page count: 112
  • Imprint: Quercus
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