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    • ISBN:9781780876771
    • Publication date:08 Nov 2012

Life in Five Seconds

Over 200 Stories for Those With No Time to Waste

By Gianmarco Milesi and Matteo Civaschi

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Biographical Notes

H-57 is a design and advertising studio based in Milan. After fifteen years of experience working on big international advertising campaigns for print, TV, web and radio, Gianmarco Milesi and Matteo Civaschi reinvented themselves as a bespoke design agency, focusing on contemporary design, typography and illustration. They are also the brains behind the infographic 'History of...' series, which has amassed worldwide popularity online.

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  • ISBN: 9781780876764
  • Publication date: 08 Nov 2012
  • Page count: 256
  • Imprint: Quercus
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