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Five Get Beach Body Ready

By Bruno Vincent

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A brand new Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups, especially for the summer holidays!

Enid Blyton's books are beloved the world over and The Famous Five have been the perennial favourite of her fans. Now, in this new series of Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups, George, Dick, Anne, Julian and Timmy are keen to hone their physiques ready for the summer holidays. All it will take is a bit of effort and willpower . . . and pulling together as a team. What could possibly stand in their way?

True to form, the path to the body beautiful is less straightforward than they hope!

Biographical Notes

Bruno Vincent is the author of several humour titles including (with Jon Butler) the bestselling Do Ants Have Arseholes?, a Christmas No.1 back in the more innocent days of Myspace and News of the World. He has also written two volumes of gothic horror stories for children which were adapted for the stage.

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  • ISBN: 9781786484734
  • Publication date: 01 Jun 2017
  • Page count: 112
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