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    • ISBN:9781786484765
    • Publication date:05 Oct 2017

Five Get On the Property Ladder

By Bruno Vincent

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The Five attempt to scale the property ladder in this new Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups!

Biographical Notes

Bruno Vincent is the author of several humour titles including (with Jon Butler) the bestselling Do Ants Have Arseholes?, a Christmas No.1 back in the more innocent days of Myspace and News of the World. He has also written two volumes of gothic horror stories for children which were adapted for the stage.

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  • ISBN: 9781786484758
  • Publication date: 05 Oct 2017
  • Page count: 112
  • Imprint: Quercus
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