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    • ISBN:9781786484789
    • Publication date:05 Oct 2017

Five Go Bump in the Night

By Bruno Vincent

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A spooky, hair-raising and hilarious new Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups!

] A howl drifted up from nearby woodland and everyone shifted closer together. 'How about a ghost story,' suggested George.

From the author of Number One Christmas bestseller, Five on Brexit Island, join the Five in their next hilarious adventure in this bestselling series for grown-ups!

It's a dark winter's night and the Five are scaring themselves witless recounting tales that would terrify the bravest of souls. From encounters with American werewolves and being lost in space, to ghostly graveyard apparitions, it is hardly surprising that there is a sleepless night ahead of the intrepid crew. Even grumpy old Uncle Quentin and kind Aunt Fanny cannot be relied upon to be entirely themselves . . .

Biographical Notes

Bruno Vincent is the author of several humour titles including (with Jon Butler) the bestselling Do Ants Have Arseholes?, a Christmas No.1 back in the more innocent days of Myspace and News of the World. He has also written two volumes of gothic horror stories for children which were adapted for the stage.

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  • ISBN: 9781786484772
  • Publication date: 05 Oct 2017
  • Page count: 112
  • Imprint: Quercus
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