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    • ISBN:9781786487544
    • Publication date:18 May 2017

Five Lose Dad in the Garden Centre

By Bruno Vincent

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A brand new Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups, especially for Father's Day!

Enid Blyton's books are beloved the world over and The Famous Five have been the perennial favourite of her fans. Now, in this new series of Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups, George, Dick, Anne, Julian and Timmy are keen to show Uncle Quentin what a jolly good chap he is.

Join Julian, George, Dick, Anne and Timmy the dog as they celebrate Father's Day by taking Uncle Quentin to the local garden centre to chose a new garden shed in which to conduct his experiments. But what promised to be a relaxed outing turns into a nightmare when Quentin disappears into thin air. He surely cannot have gone far . . .

Biographical Notes

Bruno Vincent is the author of several humour titles including (with Jon Butler) the bestselling Do Ants Have Arseholes?, a Christmas No.1 back in the more innocent days of Myspace and News of the World. He has also written two volumes of gothic horror stories for children which were adapted for the stage.

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  • ISBN: 9781786487551
  • Publication date: 18 May 2017
  • Page count: 112
  • Imprint: Quercus
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