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    • ISBN:9781786487667
    • Publication date:05 Oct 2017

Five at the Office Christmas Party

By Bruno Vincent

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A brand new Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups, especially for the festive season!

Enid Blyton's books are beloved the world over and The Famous Five have been the perennial favourite of her fans. Now, in this new series of Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups, George, Dick, Anne, Julian and Timmy are given the task of organizing the Christmas party for cousin Rupert's failing company.

Join the Five as they set out to give the best office Christmas party ever, in the most traditional of fashions. Of course, true to form, things don't go quite according to plan . . .

Biographical Notes

Bruno Vincent is the author of several humour titles including (with Jon Butler) the bestselling Do Ants Have Arseholes?, a Christmas No.1 back in the more innocent days of Myspace and News of the World. He has also written two volumes of gothic horror stories for children which were adapted for the stage.

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  • ISBN: 9781786487674
  • Publication date: 05 Oct 2017
  • Page count: 112
  • Imprint: Quercus
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