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How to Say I Love You in 13 Fictional Languages

1. Shyriiwook (Wookie) – Star Wars

Valentines – wookie How to say I Love You

2. Ewokese – Star Wars

Valentines – Ewok how to say i love you

3. Huttese – Star Wars

Valentines – Huttese how to say i love you

4. Klingon – Star Trek

Valentines – Klingon how to say i love you

Pronounced bahng-WI’ shokh, this translates as “you are my love.”

5. Vulcan – Star Trek

Valentines – Vulcan how to say i love you

6. Sindarin (Elvish) – Lord of the Rings

Valentines – Elvish how to say i love you

7. Khuzdul (Dwarvish) – Lord of the Rings

Valentines – Dwarvish how to say i love you

Or another Khuzdul phrase…

Valentines – Dwarvish how to say i love you

… that translates as “you mean more to me than my beard.”

8. Dothraki – Game of Thrones

Valentines – Dothraki how to say i love you

9. Dovahzul (Dragon) – Skyrim

Valentines – Dovahzul how to say I love you

Which translates rather beautifully as “I burn for you.”

10. Trigedasleng (Grounders) – The 100

Valentines – The 100 how to say i love you

11. Na’Vi – Avatar

Valentines – Avatar how to say i love you

12. Furbish – the language of Furbies

Valentines – Furby how to say i love you

13. Groot – Guardians of the Galaxy

Valentines – Groot how to say i love you

 

If you really want to smash this Valentines, check out our collection of geeky Valentine’s day cards. Go forth and romance, fellow nerds.