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    • ISBN:9781782067016
    • Publication date:02 Jan 2014

S.O.S.

By Joseph Connolly

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The luxury cruise ship Transylvania takes six days to cross the Atlantic - just enough time for the passengers to find their sea-legs and lose their heads.

Whether it's husbands pining for their mistresses back on shore, stewards with a raging cabin fever or mothers sweating to outshine their daughters, they transform the Transylvania into a floating purgatory of Pacific proportions.

S.O.S. is Joseph Connolly's brilliant boat-bound comedy, a novel of holiday-makers and holiday-haters running aground on each other's lives and loves. 'Getting away from it all' is hopeless - and hilarious - when you've brought it all on board with you.

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  • ISBN: 9781782067115
  • Publication date: 24 Oct 2013
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  • Imprint: riverrun
'In another league altogether. His fans - and there are many - will be pleased to find his trademark style in full swing' Guardian. — Guardian
'A virtuoso performance' Sunday Times. — Sunday Times
'Horribly funny ... a snarl, a hoot, a howl' Observer. — Observer
'A perfect companion to Connolly's other bestselling holidays from hell' The Times. — The Times
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