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How to Make Children Laugh

By Michael Rosen

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Learn the most beautiful skill in the world from the world expert in making children laugh, Michael Rosen.

Belching, banana skins, being eaten and bear hunts make children laugh.
As do practical jokes, peekaboo, pantomime and poetry that makes no sense.

Why and how does this work? And why does it matter?

Writer and Professor of Children's Literature Michael Rosen, whose books - from We're Going on a Bear Hunt to Chocolate Cake - have made millions of children rock with laughter, gives us the tools for this greatest of gifts.

Biographical Notes

Michael Rosen is an award-winning poet, writer, performer and broadcaster. He is one of the most loved and respected figures in the children's book world, having delighted his young fans with bestselling gems such as We're Going on a Bear Hunt and Mustard, Custard, Grumble Belly and Gravy. He was Children's Laureate from 2007 until 2009, during which time he set up The Roald Dahl Funny Prize which give awards to the funniest children's books of the year. He frequently appears on radio and gives talks and lectures on children's literature.

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  • ISBN: 9781787471566
  • Publication date: 17 May 2018
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  • Imprint: Quercus
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